October 20, 2007

Lolcat Bible

Filed under: Church,Random Stuff — Bob Gifford @ 10:58 am

From Ed’s comment to my previous post, here’s John 3 1:16 from the Lolcat Bible:

1 Naow dis guy Nicodemus iz a Pharisee and leeds teh Jews.2 He comez to teh Jesus in teh nites and he sez “We knoes u comez frum teh Ceiling Cat and we knoes u pwn.”

3 An Jesus sed, “Ceiling Cat has invisible haus, u gots 2 borned agen 2 see it.”

4 Nicodemus sez, “wtf dood? How doez dat werk?”

5 Jesus sez, “is da truth, u hafta be born agen wif waterz an spiritz an stuffs.6 Flesh givez birf 2 flesh, but teh spirit gives birf to spirit, k?7 Y r u so konfoozled?8 Is lyke wind, it doz its own stuffs an u dunno how it werks, but is all ok, amirite? Is like that!”

9 Nicodemus sez, “I doez not get it.” 🙁

10 “Den ur not gud teecher,” sed Jesus. Burn!11 “Ok, iz da twoof. We says sum stuff dat we sawed, and teh peeplez is still konfoozled.12 I ben talkin bout teh stuffs on Earth and ur still lyke, ‘whut?’ so whut bout Heaven an stuffs?13 I iz da only wan whos gone to Heaven so u haves 2 trusts me, mkay?14 U gots 2 b lifteded up lyke Moses an his snakedy thingy,15 coz if u beleeves ur not gon be ded! Eternal lifes, u can has it!

16 So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez ‘Oh hai I givez u my only son and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?’17 Cuz teh Ceiling Cat not snd hiz son 2 take all yur cookies, but so u cud maek moar cookies 4EVAR!”

Hilarious.

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